Wednesday, February 02, 2005

killer W.A.S.P.!

me&Mr.Portuguese


so mb, aka Mr. Portuguese {this will be your official title sir} and i have been talking about, nay- planning on purchasing some sweet vespa action. in anticipation of our new two-wheeled luxury transportation, we decided that we should have a scooter club, as is the custom with those who ride them. I have been brain storming for names for said club since yesterday, and i think i have hit upon something with just the right amount of zip, irony, and historical significance to qualify as the prefect name.

you shall know us as WASP!

i thought about the name WASP this morning on my way home from playing water polo and it seemed perfect. I then abbreviated it out as Whittier Area Scooter Patrol. We are on patrol!!! we have parkas and ironic nicknames!!! and we might even have bangs covering our faces!!!!

time is on our side

so tonight i was doing some follow-up research into the name wasp, and it turns out that's exactly what the word vespa means in italian. i guess it was just meant to be.

your first assignment

Mr. Portuguese, your first assignment is to choose a nickname for me, then we will begin to draw up formal plans for the club, along with by-laws and territories for patrol. after that we could get some snacks {turkey clubs, and several fingers of whisky sound very fine!}, perhaps relax, then talk some more about buying some scooters. what's WASP without the Scooters right? then it becomes WAP, and i think that is some sort of slur or something...

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