worst cover letter ever

so a little birdie that i live with received this from a prospective employee while searching to fill a position in one of the areas that she is in charge of. not only is it the worst cover letter i have ever seen, it was completely unecessary for this person to send it because the little birdie's company doesn't ask for them. anyway, nothing i can say will add to this. so check it out.

am a dependable worker. I don't take any time off. I do like my job with whom I'm with now but I need more work and right now there isn't any in my area. I work as of now all the Acmes in Delaware, Maryland and six stores in Pennsylvania.
I have two children, ages 12 and 15.
I do know how to run a scanner and most of my work now is email. Meaning I know what stores I have to go to and know how many orders to expect in each. If I run into a problem at the store, I notify the company by phone.
I live only 20 miles from the Dover area.
I have my own transportation and is very dependable.
I am 45 years old and my caucasian is white.
And I'm not very good with resumes.